Cherry Torn

26/10/06 - GOOD THINGS

Yesterday I spent half an hour talking about my life and what I think about it...and then promptly restarted my computer, losing everything I wrote in the process. So, pretend this paragraph is full of lofty witticisms that inspire you to examine your own life in a most rewarding manner. I can’t be assed to do that again, so here are the important bits…

It was our two year anniversary last month, and tomorrow is Moebius’ birthday. I just wanted to take this opportunity to say how happy I am with him and how lucky I feel that he wants me in his life. No one could complete me the way that he does. He’s beautiful, hilarious, extremely smart, creative, quirky, laid back, snotty and a million other things that words can’t explain. I don’t appreciate him the way I should sometimes, because I get wrapped up in the self-absorbed world that I spend most of my time in. I basically want him and everyone else to know that I think he’s the dog’s bollocks of the penised type. Happy Birthday Daddy.

Life is good. Things are comfortable and familiar here. I feel confident about the present and optimistic about the future.

7 Comments

Arin said:

Happy Birthday Moe, and glad to see you so happy and satisfied in life Cherry.

26/10/06 - 05:22PM

Dani said:

Happy bday, "daddy."

28/10/06 - 11:14AM

Mark said:

God he's ugly and Cherry you deserve so much better.

29/10/06 - 05:26PM

angela said:

you're just jealous asshole. stfu. moebius is wicked and has a huge cock. you must have a little pecker, no?

30/10/06 - 10:26AM

totality said:

Does your own poo taste any better than another girls?

30/10/06 - 10:27AM

Cherry Torn said:

Mark: Wow, you're so right. I'd obviously be much happier with you. You're so well mannered and thoughtful.

But seriously, you may not get off on bald and scarred, but I certainly do.

Totality: Other chick's poo tastes like shit, but for some reason mine tastes sweet like chocolate cake. No, really. Poo tastes like poo.

30/10/06 - 11:05AM

Arin said:

Cherry's poop tastes better then grandma Maple's brownies!

31/10/06 - 04:56PM